105 Things to do before I die.

1. Walk across the Great Wall of China.
2. Travel across the world and document my experiences through video.
3. Visit the North Pole and see if there actually is a pole.
4. Visit the North Pole and prove the Santa Clause is not a myth.
5. Wrestle a polar bear.
6. Visit Antarctica and see which pole is the coldest.
7. Visit Antarctica and dance with all the species of penguins still alive. Happy Feet motherfucker.
8. Go on a cruise trip.
9. Go on a vacation.
10. See the Aurora Boreas.
11. Go ice fishing.
12. Go skating in Antarctica if possible.
13. Go skating in the North Pole if possible.
14. Eskimo kiss.
15. Punch a girl in the breasts.
16. Punch a girl in the baby maker.
17. Kick a girl in the baby maker.
18. Youtube the previous 3 things and get away with it.
19. Own Google.
20. Videoblog.
21. Out stare the Sun.
22. Destroy the Sun and create my own artificial Sun which will allow the Earth to function normally but charge the entire world to be able to use such technology and start the ultimate capitalism one can imagine with their imagination.
23. Start my own Coup d’etat and conquer the world using my Sun as threat.
24. Use the artificial sun to create the ultimate weapon called Thor’s Hammer (Real original, I know) and destroy any nation unwilling to beckon to my rule.
25. Decide whether I’d want a communist rule or dictatorship.
26. Live on the Moon.
27. Own the Moon.
28. Use the Moon as a weapon to make it collide with Earth if dicks piss me off. Of course, I’ll be living on Mars when that all takes place.
29. Live on Mars.
30. Own Mars.
31. Eat Mars bars on Mars.
32. Create a mind blowing revolutionary technology.
33. Create a lethal revolutionary biological weapon. Preferably through nanotechnology.
34. Own the LHC.
35. Activate the LHC while I’m on Mars and see what the fuck happens to Earth.
36. Tip Stephen Hawking over.
37. Tip a cow.
38. Learn to play the guitar like a bad ass motherfucker.
39. Learn to drum like a bad ass motherfucker.
40. Learn to sing like a bad ass motherfucker.
41. Ask a girl out without embarrassing myself.
42. Own a brothel.
43. Have sex with the next hot stranger I see.
44. Walk around with Pheromone spray and see if it actually works.
45. Go around and spray Pheromone on strangers to see if it actually works.
46. Shoot a guy in his testicles.
47. Shoot a girl in her breasts.
48. Own an automatic and perform a drive by. With white people.
49. Create Gundams.
50. Own all the latest gen Consoles with a killer TV.
51. Experience HD to see what the big deal is. Like seriously, is it worth the investment?
52. Own the best computer in the entire world.
53. Learn to program much better than I can now since I’m total shit now.
54. Hack FBI and get away with it.
55. Hack CIA and get away with it.
56. Find Carmen Sandiego.
57. Find Waldo.
58. Find Osama.
59. Find the previous 3 having a three sum and Youtube it.
60. Have a three sum. No hookers, all consensual with people I know.
61. Become a millionaire and richer than Bill Gates.
62. Learn and master all the martial arts.
63. Learn to break dance.
64. Learn to ball room dance.
65. Get a lap dance.
66. Dump a girl friend.
67. Steal a girl friend from a friend.
68. Become a hitman and kill all the people I seriously hate for the sake of it.
69. Take revenge on people.
70. Go on a killing spree and get away with it.
71. Play chicken on the 401.
72. Play chicken with a train.
73. Play chicken with a plane.
74. Attend a Metallica concert and live to tell about it. I’m afraid it’ll be filled with bikers and whatnot.
75. Replay every single Final Fantasy game.
76. Actually host some sort of event for sakes of charity.
77. Own a sex toy store.
78. Beat Usain Bolt and shit all over him. No I mean literally.
79. Cut communication from the world and go for a month.
80. Get a Ph.D. in math.
81. Survive a nuclear holocaust.
82. Shake hands with an alien and live.
83. Own a race of aliens of sorts and conquer the world.
84. Pangaea once more.
85. Buyout every single sports team in the world and make it all fake like WWE and other wrestling. Take that fuckers.
86. Own Nintendo.
87. Own Sony.
88. Own Microsoft.
89. Disband all three.
90. Learn to cook.
91. Actually slit my wrists.
92. Run across Eatons. Butt naked.
93. Attain DBZ powers.
94. Play the main character in a new Power Rangers THAT DOESN’T SUCK.
95. Instead of ruling the world, play a role in the world so that world leaders kill each other and blow the earth up. I’ll be on Mars or Moon.
96. Get married with the woman of my life. No she isn’t drugged.
97. Get High.
98. Blow up the space. I’ll make it possible.
99. Take a bath with my wife/girlfriend.
100. Take a bath with a toaster plugged in. I fucking hate my life.
101. Learn to live dependent.
102. Treat my mom to the time of her life.
103. Try not to hate the world.
104. Learn to be happy.
105. Kill the fucking assholes that call themselves my friends.